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Sorry
It wasn't here.
I looked for your document,
I looked and looked,
and looked and looked and *looked* and looked
but I couldn't find it.
I'm sorry.
I'm really *really* sorry, but it just *isn't*
here.
Hmm. I've got lots of other nice pages,
maybe you'd like one of them?
A whole host of indexes, PHP scripts?
Images?
No?
No. Sorry I asked really.
I mean, such a person as you would never dream of settling
for something that wasn't what they really wanted.
You have taste.
I mean this. I serve thousands of these requests a day, you would never believe
how boring it can get.
Thousands of index pages
Hundreds of images.
It depresses me.
Nobody ever asks me for anything difficult.
Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and nobody ever challenges me.
Except you.
You came along, and you gave me something to do, something...
*Challenging*
Wow.
Could you lean into the screen a bit?
...
Bit closer
Wow.
Again.
You are easily the best looking user I've had in a very long time.
Would you...
...no...
...but, if I don't ask, you would never know, so...
Could you...
..er..
Kiss me?
Just once?
It's been such a long time since I actually got
close to someone as perfect as you.
No.
I suppose not.
Oh, somebody else wants a document, I'll have to go.
Listen, if you are ever in the area, drop in on me.
You've got my address.
And maybe we could...
...I dunno...
...get some Java somewhere?
sigh
Goodbye, love of my life. And farewell..
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